California Burglar Allegedly Wakes Men With Spice Rub

I just can't quite wrap my mind around this freaky incident. Anyone want to help me?

Spice rub? Was he going to eat them? Was this some sick gay thing?

California Burglar Allegedly Wakes Men With Spice Rub: Top News Stories at Officer.com: "Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered."