iowahawk: Well, That Didn't Work Out So Great

Iowahawk is at it again! This guy is the absolute best satirist it has been my pleasure to read. Go read the full article and get a change of pants for afterwards.

iowahawk: Well, That Didn't Work Out So Great: "Well, That Didn't Work Out So Great

Iowahawk Guest Commentary
By Kahlid Ahmed, MD
Board Certified Gastroenterologist and former Jihad Associate, al Qaeda UK

Ever have 'one of those days?' Sure, all of us go through the occasional rough patch, but I swear there are times when I think Allah must really have it in for me. I mean, I know the 'Big Guy' is supposed to have a sense of humor, but do I always have to be the punchline?

Take for example this last week. A few mates and I had been planning a big martyrdom weekend for quite a while; it's something we first began discussing a few years ago in medical school back in Amman. We were sitting around the dorm eating pizza, cramming for a big anatomy final, when Ali said 'you know, after graduation, we should get together for something really big.' We talked about a fishing trip to Canada or something, but most of the guys thought that sounded pretty boring. Abdul suggested a golf weekend in Cancun, but the all-inclusives there can get pretty pricey in-season. Hassan (who's really into motorcycles) suggested renting Harleys and going to Sturgis for the Biker Rally, but we heard that crowd can get pretty rowdy.

Anyhoo, Achmed finally says, "how about packing cars with explosives and killing hundreds of random infidels in a coordinated series of gigantic fireballs?" And we're like, fuckin' A! Not only would it be an awesome bonding experience (with plenty of Paradise poontang, LOL), we would be doing a valuable community service. Okay, so we high-fived and made a solemn promise that we'd target two years after graduation for the big weekend prank blowout."

My rating?

Mingle² - Online Dating

I saw this link on Blackfive and decided to try it also. HA! I am a bad boy I see!

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* bomb (12x)
* suicide (7x)
* kill (3x)
* hurt (2x)
* rape (1x)

Men disguised as Muslim women rob bank - Yahoo! News

You knew this was going to start being abused, didn't you? Burqas have been used by many men for crimes. Why are they still allowed?

Men disguised as Muslim women rob bank - Yahoo! News: "Two armed men disguised as Muslim women in burqas held up a bank in Sarajevo and got away with some $40,000, Bosnian police said on Tuesday.

They said the pair entered a Union bank branch in the capital wearing head-to-toe black dresses and veils typical of women adhering to the orthodox Islamic code and trained guns on customers. They then made customers lie on the floor while the emptied the tills, police added.

'Everything happened in a moment. Two persons in black niqabs (burqas) came into the bank. I thought they were ladies,' the Sarajevo daily Oslobodjenje quoted bank customer Mehmedalija Komarac as saying.

Women in burqas and men with long beards have become a common sight in the Bosnian capital in recent years."

Bomb threat disrupts city core

I think that this is now being called "Sudden Jihad Syndrome". The bomb squads of the world have been busy and will only get more so until the Islamist threat is eliminated.

Jacksonville.com: Metro: Story: Bomb threat disrupts city core: "An area of about 12 square blocks in downtown Jacksonville was cordoned off by police Sunday after they arrested a man who they said had made a bomb threat.

Police kept the area closed for most of the afternoon while they searched a car for a bomb, eventually concluding there wasn't one, Sheriff John Rutherford said.

The man was identified as Yossef Bouchlarhem, 34, police spokeswoman Lauri-Ellen Smith said. When police first approached him, he was speaking in both English and Arabic and saying 'Allah is great,' according to the police report.

Bouchlarhem has been charged with resisting police and with making a false report about a weapon of mass destruction, Smith said. Police reportedly searched a residence on Bert Road in connection with the case."

The Brutal Face of Islam by Vasko Kohlmayer

Honor killings? If you want to murder your daughters go back to the barbaric country you came from! If you want to stay in a civilized country, ACT LIKE IT! If you do not like the country you moved to, then move back! Leave the West alone, you barbarian pigs. How much honor does it take for four people to hold down a teenage girl and murder her? Disgusting pigs.

FrontPage magazine.com :: The Brutal Face of Islam by Vasko Kohlmayer: "One recent act of 'misconduct' was perpetrated by twenty-five year old Samaira Nazir of London. Spurning the offer of a pre-arranged marriage to a man chosen for her in Pakistan, she instead fell in love with an Afghan refuge, a Muslim also. For years she tried to keep the relationship secret, but in the end she could hide the truth no longer. The affair incensed her family and she was told to break things off. When she refused, it was decided that she should die.

Seized upon in her family home, she was violently attacked by her father, brother and cousin. Her screams alerted a neighbor who knocked on the door only to be told that the young woman was 'having a fit.' Some moments later, Nazir attempted to escape. She ran out of the house but her family members caught up with her on the entrance porch and pulled her back by the hair. As the door was being shut, witnesses outside saw her waving her bloodstained arms desperately. When the police finally arrived, they found her body slumped in a pool of blood with a scarf wound tightly around her neck through which three deep cuts had been made. In addition, Nazir’s body bore eighteen stab wounds inflicted with four different knives. The investigation revealed that she was held down by her own mother as her male kin went about their ghastly task. Nazir’s two cousins – girls aged two and four – were forced to watch to teach them what happens to a woman under Muslim law who refuses to abide by her family’s wishes."

Rediscovering our backbones

God save the Queen! I do not like Sir Salman or his writing, but he has had a huge impact upon the literary world because of his daring. One only has to see the price on his head to see understand the impact he has had in the Muslim world! The ever growing price on his head. I still love the Queen and think that this is a great gesture. Amen!

Rediscovering our backbones | The Australian Janet Albrechtsen Blog: "DON’T fall for the sweet old lady in hat and gloves number. The Queen has a crafty Machiavellian streak to her. Turning Salman Rushdie into a sir has been a handy health check on whether the West has learned the costs of appeasement. Her Majesty would have known that bestowing a knighthood on Rushdie would also elevate him to the world’s biggest collector of Islamic death edicts. The question was whether this time the West would do a better job of defending itself. So far the signs are good.

The predictable stuff came sharp and fast. Immediately after Rushdie was given his gong for services to literature, Pakistan, our friendly ally in the war on terror, demanded that Britain withdraw the title. The British blasphemer had hurt the feelings of the Muslims’ world, said various Pakistani MPs.

The West is now well versed in this Muslim drama. First act: enter Muslims claiming hurt feelings. Second act: enter Muslims issuing a death-to-Western-heathens diktat. Cue Pakistan’s Religious Affairs Minister Mohammed Ijaz-ul-Haq: “If someone exploded a bomb on his body he would be right to do so unless the British Government apologises and withdraws the sir title.” Meanwhile, Pakistani students burned effigies of the Queen and Rushdie chanting “kill him, kill him”."

The Truth About Guantanamo BY JAMES TARANTO

Mr Taranto is a very wise man. He keeps the legalities of this situation where they belong, in the courts. He keeps the terrorists where they belong, too - in prison. The fools who want to let these terrorists enjoy the same rights as car thieves are so wrong that they are almost evil. I would understand it if the military just started to put these scum, and their attorneys , were just lined up against a wall and shot. I might even volunteer to help.

OpinionJournal - Featured Article: "Mr. Powell claimed that 'I would not let any of [the detainees] go,' but his proposal would inevitably have that effect. Once inside the criminal justice system, detainees would become defendants with full constitutional rights, including the right to be charged or released, the right to exclude tainted evidence, and the right to be freed unless found guilty of a specific crime beyond a reasonable doubt.

Legitimate prisoners of war enjoy no such rights. The primary purpose of holding enemy combatants during wartime is not punitive but preventive--to keep them off the battlefield. No one disputes that a country at war can hold POWs without charge for the duration of hostilities. Justice John Paul Stevens, writing for the majority in Hamdan, reaffirmed the government's authority to do the same with the unlawful combatants at Guantanamo.

By granting constitutional protections to detainees, Mr. Powell's proposal would endanger the lives of American civilians. It would also afford preferential treatment to enemy fighters who defy the rules of war. This would make a mockery of international humanitarian law.

In the long run, it could also imperil the civil liberties of Americans. Leniency toward detainees is on the table today only because al Qaeda has so far failed to strike America since 9/11. If it succeeded again, public pressure for harsher measures would be hard for politicians to resist. And if enemy combatants had been transferred to the criminal justice system, those measures would be much more likely to diminish the rights of citizens who have nothing to do with terrorism.

By keeping terrorists out of America, Guantanamo protects Americans' physical safety. By keeping them out of our justice system, it also protects our freedom."

Taliban tries to recruit boy suicide bomber

This is a follow up on a story I posted earlier. I am glad to hear the full story from the kid. THe Islamists don't care about Islam, only the power they can gather with their intolerant version of Islam. I feel so sorry for the children of the Islamic world while the terrorists are in control.

CANOE -- CNEWS - Canada: Taliban tries to recruit boy suicide bomber: "Juma said that sometime last month Taliban fighters forced him to wear a vest they said would spray out flowers when he touched a button. He said they told him that when he saw American soldiers, “throw your body at them.”

The militants cornered Juma in a Taliban-controlled district in southern Afghanistan’s Ghazni province. Their target was an impoverished youngster being raised by an older sister — but also one who proved too street-smart for their plan.


“When they first put the vest on my body I didn’t know what to think, but then I felt the bomb,” Juma told The Associated Press as he ate lamb and rice after being introduced to the elders at this joint U.S.-Afghan base in Ghazni. “After I figured out it was a bomb, I went to the Afghan soldiers for help.”

While Juma’s story could not be independently verified, local government leaders backed his account and the U.S. and NATO military missions said they believed his story."

Outrage over SEC terrorism ‘blacklist’

I think that this is a good idea, but also think that the companies who are upset have a small point. In the first place, why are they dealing with terrorist nations? But if the SEC is working strictly off the annual reports, that does not teach us much. Still, this is a good way of letting people know just who they are investing with.

Outrage over SEC terrorism ‘blacklist’: "Some of the world’s biggest companies are outraged by a website link launched by US regulators aimed at exposing which of them could be “indirectly subsidising a terrorist state”.
By Jeremy Grant in Washington

The Securities and Exchange Commission this week linked to a list of five countries – Cuba, Iran, North Korea, Sudan and Syria – designated by the State Department as “sponsors of terrorism”.

By clicking on each country, investors see a list of companies that mention that country in their latest annual reports. The companies are mostly non-US and include Unilever, Cadbury, HSBC, Nokia, Siemens and Total.

Christopher Cox, SEC chairman, described the site as falling under the commission’s investor-protection mission. “No investor should ever have to wonder whether his or her investments or retirement savings are indirectly subsidising a terrorist haven or genocidal state.”

But the companies are objecting because the list does not make clear the extent of a company’s business in such states or whether they still have ties."

Women pledge to army of Islamic vigilantes - Nation/Politics - The Washington Times, America's Newspaper

Interesting that this guy has his own female army. I thought that Islam wanted to keep the women locked into their houses? Having a few thousand black wrapped female suicide bombers lurking in the streets is not going to aid the relations with the West.

Women pledge to army of Islamic vigilantes - Nation/Politics - The Washington Times, America's Newspaper: "Mr. Ghazi, who runs a madrassa, or Muslim seminary, attached to Islamabad's Red Mosque, warns that his female students will send suicide bombers into the fray if authorities lay a hand on them.

'It is [President Pervez] Musharraf and [President] Bush who have created these suicide bombers,' said Mr. Ghazi, a polite and erudite Islamic scholar who is about 50 years old. 'I mean, the more you try to suppress them, the more they appear.'

Several female seminarians who surrounded Mr. Ghazi during a recent visit to the school's Internet cafe hissed loudly when a reporter tried to photograph them.

Mr. Ghazi and several other leading radicals are openly challenging Gen. Musharraf and his counterterrorism alliance with Mr. Bush."

Muslim Americans Feel Marginalized -- Courant.com

This is the huge elephant in the room that is being ignored by the Leftists. Honest people have seen this for a long time! About time the media writes about this and starts to get it out to the public. I am amazed that this involves both the media and congress in the learning process! Things sometimes do work out the right way, but I wonder if either of the parties will remember this in coming days? I wonder....

Muslim Americans Feel Marginalized -- Courant.com: "Such terrorists, said committee Chairman Joseph I. Lieberman, an independent who caucuses with Democrats, 'never need to meet with an al-Qaida operative or journey to a terrorist training camp. They can now become fully radicalized as members of virtual networks just sitting at their computers.'

Terrorism expert Marc Sageman is expected to tell the panel that 'contrary to popular belief, radicalization is not the product of poverty, various forms of brainwashing, youth, ignorance or lack of education, lack of job, lack of social responsibility, criminality or mental illness.'

Instead, Sageman said, those who join radical movements often do so 'based on friendship and kinship.'

More than 80 percent of arrested terrorists in Europe and the United States, he said, are mostly second and third generations of immigrants.

'They are radicalized in the West,' Sageman said, 'not the Middle East.'"