Embedded Patriotism

Thanks to IMAO for finding this excellent article. About time someone found a way to put an embedded ID chip in the terrorists.

Crunch Time: Embedded Patriotism: "The Patriot Micro-chip is a small implant designed to be placed in the head of the terrorist & allows 100% accuracy in determining the location of the target. There are various methods of delivery & modern technology allows for selective implantation (with low occurrence of rejection) regardless of location.

Since not all applications are identical, the Patriot comes in various sizes and may include precious metals to avoid an allergic reaction to the implant.
(Note: size choices may not be available to all implantees)"